1.17.2009

FUNNY TEXTS #1


THESE ARE GREAT MACHINES THAT SOMETIMES PROVIDE YOU WITH HOURS, DAYS OR MAYBE EVEN YEARS OF LAUGHTER BECAUSE OF A FUNNY TEXT.

'Im gela drunk an im Fucked up as fuck. Dude. Im hammered ass Fuck.'

'Rock walls sooo cold like crazy'

J: I should go but its not necessary. I have only missed it once and it was when you were here ahhaha I would do anything for you! ;) even sacrifice my college edu. Throw it down the shitter for you.
M: Thats fucking hilar.
J: No its not. Its simply the truth. The word of yahweh.

'Very orgasmic meeting you and your lovely friends.'

THIS IS JUST THE FIRST ROUND. MORE COMING. YOU CAN BE SURE.

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